I ate my uncle because the voices told me to.*your subject is your answers the month you were born in:
January--i kissed
Febuary--i danced with
March--i love
April-- i stole from
May--i ate
June--i killed
July--i married
August--i lied to
September--i choked
October-- i played with
November-- i fucked
December--i spanked
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a spork
2-------myself
3-------my friends pants
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a llama
8------- my dog
9-------a puerto rican
10-------your mom
11-------a fireman
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a squirrel
21-------a ninja
22-------my true love
23-------my best friends boyfriend
24-------a ruler
25-------a gangster
26-------a banana
27-------an alien
28-------a noodle
29-------my science teacher
30-------1000 thousand people
31-------my uncle
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i keep it gangsta
Black-------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Pink--------Because im in love
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i hate my family.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because i can
Gray-------- Because thats how i roll
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because he took my taco
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz i wanted its sex
amethyst----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me so
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
Send this to anyone or post it in your journal
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, things are going better. I've had a day to rest up from the job and I've got money and a new pair of glasses on the way. Things are indeed going better.
Devious Comments
--
Hold tight in your grasp all the knowledge you can reach
For in your time will it illuminate your path
No matter how dark the night and bleak the times
On the morrow will it shine once more
On those who seek its radiating light
~The Dvorak
--
"If you learn something, anything, it will most likely come in handy later, even if it sounds half stupid"
~neomi's personal quote
--
"If you learn something, anything, it will most likely come in handy later, even if it sounds half stupid"
~neomi's personal quote
--
Hold tight in your grasp all the knowledge you can reach
For in your time will it illuminate your path
No matter how dark the night and bleak the times
On the morrow will it shine once more
On those who seek its radiating light
~The Dvorak
--
"If you learn something, anything, it will most likely come in handy later, even if it sounds half stupid"
~neomi's personal quote
"Yoda prepair to be LICKED!!!" -neomi
"NNNNOOOO!!!! One weakness the force has!!! But how so did you find it!?"-yoda
"*lick**lick**lick*"-neomi
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! Weak I have become!!!!!"-yoda
"HAHA!!! I have defeated you yoda!!!"-neomi
"What!? Nonexisting I have become!(
--
"If you learn something, anything, it will most likely come in handy later, even if it sounds half stupid"
~neomi's personal quote
--
Hold tight in your grasp all the knowledge you can reach
For in your time will it illuminate your path
No matter how dark the night and bleak the times
On the morrow will it shine once more
On those who seek its radiating light
~The Dvorak
--
"If you learn something, anything, it will most likely come in handy later, even if it sounds half stupid"
~neomi's personal quote
--
Hold tight in your grasp all the knowledge you can reach
For in your time will it illuminate your path
No matter how dark the night and bleak the times
On the morrow will it shine once more
On those who seek its radiating light
~The Dvorak
Previous Page12345...Next Page